Behind The Candelabra
Dir: Steven Soderbergh
Starring: Michael Douglas, Matt Damon
Dear The News Lab,
I’m very sorry but I’m unable to submit my review of the film you mob wanted me to see this week. The only day off my son has to take me to the doctor is tuesdays and I needed to keep my appointment as my blood-pressure prescription was about to expire. I also need new dentures but I’ll make sure I make that appointment on another day.
I would have rescheduled on wednesday but that’s when I have bridge club.
I will say that when I caught the bus home, my son had to get back to work you see, I spotted a poster on the shelter for the movie. It looked marvellous.