AFTER sales increases of 102% thanks to their controversial cover of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Rolling Stone have decided on a new business-model for the next few editions. For the rest of the year Rolling Stone will only be publishing front covers with murderers and other ‘evil’ people on them.
LIKE a damp dishcloth, Channel 9 are wringing every last drop out of the Big Brother franchise by adding more twists than you can poke a stick at. Producers are trying to move viewer numbers past the prestigious four-figure mark.
AFTER appearing on-stage at a Nelly concert, Amanda Berry, kidnapped and held by Ariel Castro for a decade, is now in negotiations to start her own music festival. The bill will exclusively consist of acts who haven’t had a significant hit since 2003.
The literary world is in shock today after the revelation that much-loved author JK Rowling has written a murder-mystery novel under the pseudonym of Robert Galbraith. More shocking was the statement by Rowling that she had written a wide array of other novels under aliases including George R.R. Martin, Suzanne Collins and Stephanie Meyer.
Breast cancer awareness and testing has sky-rocketed after Angelina Jolie’s recent double mastectomy. Spokespeople for other diseases are now hoping to achieve similar results by infecting stars with lesser known terminal and chronic illnesses. “We’re looking to give Matt Damon leprosy by February”, said Dr Evan Scrubb from the Institute of Ghastly Diseases. “We feel he’s […]