Tony Abbott has admitted he is “dismayed” by the poor performance of the Federal government, saying he is “profoundly disappointed” by its mishandling of pretty much everything. “It’s not just the big things like Qantas or Holden. Look at Fiona Nash. We can’t even put some stars on a box of Jatz without it becoming […]
This election has been a bit of a disappointment for everyone. Instead of a grand battle of policy and ideals, we’ve had two old men nobody likes tussling to be the very slightly lesser evil. The popularity of both parties is abysmal, and in the absence of anything real to offer, they’ve spent the election […]
A Parliamentary séance was disrupted when the body of Sophie Mirabella was temporarily posessed by the ghost of British politician and anti-immigration poster boy Enoch Powell.
Following a string of campaign kisses imposed on the public, the increasingly touchy-feely candidates in the Australian election have promised to flavour the next debate with some competitive angry love.
It’s slipping into spring, and we all know the inexorable march of seasonal fashion means last spring’s hot items are so incredibly last year that to put them on your body as though they were functional clothing would make you literally disintegrate in shame. To help you avoid the spine crackling horror of not being […]