In the wake of Kevin Rudd’s plan to exile all boat people to Papua New Guinea, even genuine refugees, the government has realised that their plan still isn’t cruel enough. Government spokesperson Clarence Viola explains.
Australia will try to one up the CIA’s new reality show “Standard Operating Procedure: Enteral Feeding and the Dry Cell” with it’s new show “Department of Immigration: Blind Eye”.
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has expressed his regret about the date he announced his controversial PNG refugee policy. The birth of the Royal Baby has provided the government with an ‘opportunity missed’ to announce a divisive policy and have no one notice.
Australia is leading the world with its all expenses paid until forever plan to send queue jumping refugees (genuine or economic) to Papua New Guinea with no chance of ever being settled in Australia.
The NSW Office of Liquor, Gaming and Racing has responded to criticism that it watered down guidelines for the responsible marketing of alcohol to minors, by watering down the definition of ‘responsible’, thereby eliminating the problem.