The Origin streaker, initially identified as Wati Holmwood, has confirmed that he’s actually Leo Apos’troph’e of Samoa – the last competitor in the Sydney Olympic Marathon, assumed dead when he never finished 13 years ago.
Naked Communications, the advertising agency hired by Labor to court hip young voters, has been sacked after offering youth oriented websites exclusive interviews with Prime Minister Kevin Rudd in exchange for free pro Labor propaganda.
Since Kevin Rudd took over as Prime Minister, the Opposition’s sure win at the coming election has fast disintegrated.
More than three halves of Australians don’t understand basic mathology, according to new research by the Australian Academy of Numerisms. Twempty percent of the remaining thrimp can’t even count on their diglits, and those that can aren’t entirely sure what a diglit is.
Holden is counting on the Ford closure announcement and the nationalism of the masses to apply the pressure it needs to fund its flailing operation. Holden has labeled the $265 million figure as “purely speculative,” with a spokesperson for Holden saying “We don’t want to be greedy, but we will only accept nine figure handouts.”