Trapped in the midst of another revolution with the aims of changing leadership, the heads of the current Tahir Square protests in Cairo have sought advice from the Australian Labor Party.
Tears of frustration turned to joy today, as 82 year old Bert Plankton was finally accepted into Rozelle Public School’s Out Of School Hours Care program.
Last week, Opposition Leader Tony Abbott announced that Shadow Minister for Communications and Broadband, Malcolm Turnbull, invented the internet. This week he’s gone several steps further, with a deluge of new revelations as impressive as they are grandiose, revealing that Turnbull is not the Liberal party’s only minister uniquely suited to his portfolio.
NSW Premier Barry O’ Farrell has brokered a compromise deal with several minor parties to allow the shooting of same-sex marriages in national parks. In return, it is believed those parties will back his legislation to privatise the hopes and dreams of children.
A group of disfigured, faceless men from around Australia have come together to ask politicians to stop blaming them for everything. “Look, we had nothing to do with the Labor leadership kerfuffle. None of us are even party members. Why would not having a face give me any sort of power over the government?” said […]