Thanks to Kevin Rudd’s changes to how boat arrivals are dealt with in Australia, Papua New Guinea is hotting up as the ‘must stay (or else)’ destination for the world’s asylum seekers.
Pope Francis, ranked the “creepiest looking pope since Benedict XVI” has been asked by the Catholic Church to refrain from kissing babies on film. The move comes as the pope visits Brasil for World Youth Day, an annual Catholic event for young people, but “not in that way”.
THE Opposition announced their response to Kevin Rudd’s ‘PNG Solution’ today, and as expected they’ve upped the ante in this political game of ‘Who Wants To Have The Craziest Right Wing Refugee Policy?’.
In the wake of Kevin Rudd’s plan to exile all boat people to Papua New Guinea, even genuine refugees, the government has realised that their plan still isn’t cruel enough. Government spokesperson Clarence Viola explains.
Australia will try to one up the CIA’s new reality show “Standard Operating Procedure: Enteral Feeding and the Dry Cell” with it’s new show “Department of Immigration: Blind Eye”.