US film distribute Anchor Bay has responded to claims that their DVD release of The Sapphires is “racist and sexist” by re-editing all black women out of the movie, to better reflect the image on the cover.
AFTER sales increases of 102% thanks to their controversial cover of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Rolling Stone have decided on a new business-model for the next few editions. For the rest of the year Rolling Stone will only be publishing front covers with murderers and other ‘evil’ people on them.
Fifty Shades Of Grey is the most popular book among Guantanamo Bay inmates, according to US congressman Jim Moran. “They just love it, which I think is a bit rich given all the fuss they make when we bind and whip them. They won’t even try our torture swing.”
British archeologists returning to the Leicester car park where they found the remains of King Richard III, having finally remembered where they parked their car, have discovered a second coffin buried inside a third coffin.