A Parliamentary séance was disrupted when the body of Sophie Mirabella was temporarily posessed by the ghost of British politician and anti-immigration poster boy Enoch Powell.
Witnesses say Ms. Mirabella floated two feet into the air, grew a pencil-line moustache, and told those present to “chill the fuck out” over boat people.
An uncharacteristically foul-mouthed Enoch Powell then flew several times around the room, adding, “enough with the endless chatter and oneupmanship. Either make refugees, or take refugees, but own up to some fucking responsibility”.
Finally, Enoch Powell exited the body of Ms. Mirabella and vanished through the floor, but not before vomiting a litre of electoplasm over Christopher Pyne. Mr. Pyne confessed to being disgusted, but grateful that at least someone was taking an interest.
Enoch Powell, who died in 1988, is remembered today for his “Rivers of Blood” speech, which many have interpreted as a racist declamation against immigration. His ghost is reported to be in a critical condition after inhabiting Sophie Mirabella, although Ms. Mirabella has dismissed this, declaring it “a natural fit”.
Reported by Dave Bloustien